1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:03,137 SO, HONEY, WHEN YOU'RE DONE IN THE KITCHEN, 2 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:05,439 WOULD YOU MIND LIFTING UP THE RUGS IN THE LIVING ROOM 3 00:00:05,473 --> 00:00:07,784 AND BUFFING THE HARDWOOD FLOORS IN THERE? THIS IS A FLOOR WAXER? 4 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:10,111 YEAH. OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS A MINI ZAMBONI 5 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,222 AND WE WERE GONNA MAKE AN ICE RINK OUT IN THE BACKYARD. 6 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:14,448 OH, HEY, GUYS. GREAT. 7 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:16,550 OOH, WE WAXING THE FLOOR FOR THE CAKE PARTY? 8 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:19,153 WHAT? NOTHING, NOTHING. ANDY, GO HOME. 9 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:21,122 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 10 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:23,224 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT DID HE SAY? NOTHING, NOTHING. 11 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:26,103 HE'S BEEN DRINKIN'. WHOO. SMELL THAT BOURBON? NO WAY! I BRUSHED MY TEETH. 12 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:27,528 FREEZE RIGHT THERE, BOTH OF YA! 13 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,797 I THOUGHT I HEARD THE "P" WORD. 14 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:32,733 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA T-E-L-L SPACE H-I-M. 15 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,336 I DIDN'T HAVE THE C-H-A-N-C-E. 16 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,305 YOU KNOW, I-I-I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SPELL, 17 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:39,307 I HEARD THE WORD "PARTY." 18 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,409 OKAY, HONEY, HONEY, GIVE ME A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN. 19 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:43,411 YOU SEE WHAT I'M DOING, CHERYL? 20 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:46,080 DO YOU SEE HOW I'M GAZING OFF INTO SPACE? 21 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:48,449 WHAT AM I DOIN', CHERYL? CHECKING YOUR FILES. 22 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,751 I'M CHECKING MY FILES, 23 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,187 AND I DON'T SEE A PARTY REQUEST FORM. 24 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:56,224 I TOLD YA TO FILE THE FORMS. 25 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:58,326 I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS PARTY, 26 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,328 AND NOW THIS JERK IS GONNA RUIN IT. 27 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:02,830 SEE YA, BUDDY. 28 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:05,466 COME ON. OKAY, JIM, HERE'S THE THING. 29 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:07,468 I'M HAVING SOME PEOPLE OVER ON SATURDAY, 30 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,803 BUT I WOULDN'T REALLY CALL IT A PARTY. 31 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:13,307 WELL, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? A MEETING OF MY CAKE DECORATING SOCIETY... 32 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:16,310 ALL RIGHT. AND OUR HUSBANDS. 33 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:19,213 OH, COME ON, CHERYL! YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE PARTIES. 34 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:21,182 YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE, 35 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,217 AND PEOPLE AT PARTIES DON'T LIKE ME. 36 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:26,154 OH, HONEY, I LIKE HAVING PEOPLE OVER. I THINK IT'S FUN. 37 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:28,756 FUN? 38 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:31,459 WAS IT FUN AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY, CHERYL? 39 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:35,229 HEY, HEY! YEAH! 40 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:37,231 OKAY! 41 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:40,168 WE'RE DONE HERE! EVERYBODY OUT! 42 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:43,237 WAS IT FUN CHRISTENING THE TWINS? 43 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:46,607 (whispers) OKAY, WE'RE DONE HERE. 44 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,677 EVERYBODY OUT. 45 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,212 I KNOW BUT... 46 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:54,282 (normal voice) WAS IT FUN AT YOUR GAME NIGHT? 47 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:58,619 I'VE GOT IT! OKAY, WE'RE DONE HERE. 48 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,354 EVERYBODY OUT! 49 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:05,226 JIM, IT'S ONE NIGHT. 50 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,228 IT'S CAKE AND IT'S DRINKS, 51 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:09,230 AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME. 52 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:11,232 YOU KNOW WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME, CHERYL? 53 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:14,268 FILING THE PROPER PAPERWORK! 54 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:17,671 BUT THAT'S NOT AS IMPORTANT AS MAKING ME HAPPY, RIGHT? 55 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:21,275 I DON'T KNOW. LET ME CHECK THE FILES. 56 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:24,245 NO, CAN'T FIND IT IN THE FILES. 57 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:26,647 CHECK UNDER "W" FOR "WEDDING VOWS." 58 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,317 OH, MUST HAVE LOST IT IN THE FIRE. 59 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,552 "L" FOR "LOVING ACTS OF KINDNESS." 60 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,554 NOT THERE. 61 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:36,557 "H" FOR "HALF YOUR STUFF." THERE IT IS. 62 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:39,593 ♪♪♪ 63 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:46,667 NOW IT'S ALWAYS SMART, 64 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,669 BEFORE WE START, TO REVIEW THE INSTRUCTIONS. 65 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:51,539 "CHAPTER ONE... SO YOU BOUGHT YOURSELF A NEW WAXER..." 66 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:53,741 CHAPTER TWO... JIM TURNS IT ON. 67 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:56,910 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! JIM! OH, NO! 68 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,912 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? 69 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,981 IT SAYS TO BEGIN ON THE LOWEST SETTING! 70 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,284 OH! TURN IT OFF! 71 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:06,320 I DON'T KNOW HOW I TURNED IT ON! TURN IT OFF! 72 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,828 WHEW. 73 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,630 WHAT... WHAT DID YOU DO? 74 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:19,633 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST PRESSED THESE... 75 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:21,935 OH. OH! 76 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:25,673 (crash) OW! MY BACK! 77 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,675 UH, APPENDIX A... 78 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,811 "SO YOU'VE HURT YOURSELF USING YOUR NEW WAXER." 79 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:38,018 HEY, BUDDY, HOW'S YOUR BACK? 80 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,020 CHERYL SAID YOU WERE AT THE EMERGENCY ROOM 81 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,456 FOR A COUPLE HOURS. 82 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:45,859 I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD USE A HUG. 83 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:49,297 SO SAY HI TO GET BETTER BEAR. 84 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:53,233 WELL, HELLO, GET BETTER BEAR. 85 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:57,971 UH, JIM, ARE YOU OKAY? 86 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:00,408 OH, MR. BEAR, 87 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:02,543 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HONEY? 88 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,545 I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ANY, 89 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,647 BUT WE GOT LOTS OF SUGAR. 90 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,652 UH, LET ME GUESS. PAIN PILLS? 91 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,687 OH, DON'T MIND IF I DO. 92 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:18,926 OH, THERE ARE MY ANGELS. 93 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,928 HEY... 94 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:25,032 (high-pitched voice) I LOVE YOU BEAR-Y MUCH! 95 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:28,502 WHAT THE "H"? 96 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:30,871 THE, UH, PAIN PILLS YOUR DAD'S TAKIN' 97 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,906 ARE MAKING HIM FEEL PRETTY GOOD. 98 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,909 (whispers) UM, SO IF YOU HAVE ANY BAD NEWS, 99 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,945 NOW'S THE TIME. 100 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:43,417 I QUIT BASEBALL AND NEVER TOLD YOU. 101 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,455 (normal voice) THAT'S OKAY, SON. 102 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:49,590 I NEVER PAID THE LEAGUE FEES! 103 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,559 SOMETIMES I STEAL MONEY 104 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:54,395 FROM MOMMY'S PURSE. 105 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:56,897 SO DO I! 106 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,932 (normal voice) ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, BEAT IT. 107 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:02,336 I GOT SOME THINGS TO SAY BEFORE THIS THING WEARS OFF. 108 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:04,338 UH, JIM, A-A WHILE AGO 109 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:07,508 I, UH, RENTED A CAR ON THE COMPANY CREDIT CARD 110 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,877 SO I COULD TAKE A GIRL ON A DATE. 111 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,781 THAT'S GREAT. 112 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,784 I ALSO RENTED THE DATE. 113 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,919 THAT'S OKAY, ANDY. 114 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:21,755 IT'S ONLY MONEY, 115 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:24,358 AND I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 116 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,927 HEY, HONEY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY CAKE PARTY, 117 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,397 AND I WAS THINKING MAYBE 'CAUSE YOU'RE HURT, 118 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,399 I SHOULD POSTPONE IT. 119 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:32,900 WHY, HONEY? IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO YOU. 120 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:36,404 YEAH, BUT... BUT MAYBE I SHOULD JUST CUT DOWN THE GUEST LIST. 121 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:39,807 NO, I THINK YOU SHOULD ADD TO IT. 122 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,675 REALLY? WHO? 123 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:44,678 (high-pitched voice) HI, CHERYL. 124 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:48,348 I LIKE CAKE, TOO! 125 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:54,622 OHH, I LOVE THIS BEAR! 126 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,728 (normal voice) YOU'RE SOMETHIN' ELSE! 127 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,796 I'M GONNA GO IN THE KITCHEN 128 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:05,699 AND LOOK FOR SOME SUGAR FOR MR. BEAR! 129 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,941 AHH, THERE'S MY BUDDY... 130 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:16,644 WHO'S WITH HIS BUDDY. 131 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:19,012 AHH, HEY. 132 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,615 UM, JUST A QUICK HEADS UP, 133 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:23,517 I'M GONNA BE PLAYING GOLF THURSDAY MORNING, 134 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,986 SO I'M GONNA BE A LITTLE LATE TO WORK. 135 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:29,557 UH, I'LL BE IN AROUND NOON ON MONDAY. 136 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:32,493 THAT IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! 137 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:34,495 OH, UH, NO, I-I JUST THOUGHT THAT... 138 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:37,164 ANDY, ANDY, PLEASE, I AM WATCHING THE GAME RIGHT NOW! 139 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:39,166 WELL, WHAT HAPPENED TO... 140 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:41,969 OH, COME ON, REF! THAT'S THE WORST CALL I'VE EVER... 141 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,571 (grunts) STUPID REF! 142 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,473 AAH! OH, MY GOD! 143 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:48,008 GET BETTER BEAR! 144 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,444 LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE... YOU'RE OFF THE PAIN MEDS? 145 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:52,480 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM! WHY? 146 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:55,148 'CAUSE I DON'T NEED 'EM ANYMORE! I'M NOT IN PAIN! 147 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:57,217 WELL, YOU SEEM LIKE YOU MIGHT BE IN PAIN. 148 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,219 WELL, I CAN HANDLE IT! 149 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,489 NOW GIVE ME THE REMOTE AND GET ME A SODA. 150 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:04,492 JEEZ, FINE. 151 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:06,494 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE UPSET AT ME 152 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:09,497 WHEN KYLE QUIT BASEBALL AND RUBY'S STEALIN' FROM CHERYL. 153 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,932 WHAT?! 154 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,212 PUT MINE IN A GLASS! 155 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,948 DAMN IT! 156 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:43,096 (chuckles) 157 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,902 NAH, I COULDN'T. 158 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,539 WELL, I COULD... 159 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:54,174 BUT I SHOULDN'T. 160 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,176 I SHOULDN'T... 161 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:59,179 (whispers) BUT I MIGHT. 162 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,915 (groaning) 163 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,951 UH, I WANT TO, BUT I WON'T. 164 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,953 HEY! 165 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:09,823 WHO IS AMBER, AND WHAT DOES SHE DO FOR $500? 166 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:15,696 (normal voice) I WANT TO, AND I WILL. 167 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:18,098 (chuckles) 168 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,867 AHH, I DID IT, 169 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,135 AND I'M GLAD. 170 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,274 (groans) 171 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:29,276 TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH! 172 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,178 OH... (laughs) 173 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:35,048 I, UH... I WANTED TO MAKE IT JUST RIGHT. 174 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:45,859 WELL, HERE IT IS... THE SEARS TOWER IN CAKE. 175 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,861 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 176 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:50,698 (sighs) IN A WORD... NO. 177 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,766 WHAT? NOW AS AN ARCHITECT, 178 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,736 MAY I, UH, POINT OUT THAT THE SCALE'S COMPLETELY OFF, 179 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,739 THE DETAIL IS HORRENDOUS, 180 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,942 AND IT'S MISSING ITS TRADEMARK RADIO TOWERS. 181 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:04,044 I'LL LET YOU LICK THE KNIFE. 182 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,947 OH, HOORAY. 183 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,182 OH, CHERYL? 184 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,785 CHERYL. 185 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:14,121 I SPOTTED THIS FLOWER ON MY WALK. 186 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,657 IT REMINDED ME OF YOU. 187 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,692 OHH. 188 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,894 IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL, 189 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,664 IT SMELLS GREAT, 190 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:26,199 AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY WHEN I LOOK AT IT. 191 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,602 HONEY. 192 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:31,605 WELL, HELLO, CHEERFUL. WHAT GOT INTO YOU? 193 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,607 (chuckles) 194 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,042 CHERYL! 195 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:38,979 I-IS THAT THE SEARS TOWER? YEAH. 196 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:42,082 WHAT A GREAT LIKENESS! AHH! 197 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,952 (coughs) SUCKY CAKE, SUCKY CAKE! (clears throat) 198 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,954 IT'S COMPLETELY EDIBLE, 199 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,857 EVEN THE SECURITY GUARD MADE OUT OF MARZIPAN. 200 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:52,392 (squeaky laugh) 201 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,394 THE SECURITY GUARDS 202 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,864 ARE MADE OUT OF MAMSY-POO? 203 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:05,105 I AM GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME AT THIS PARTY TONIGHT! 204 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,777 WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 205 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,780 I NEED TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH MY KIDS, 206 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:16,784 AND THEN I'M GONNA CLIP THE HAIR OUT OF MY EAR. 207 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,886 MM. MM. 208 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,991 OH, WHAT THE HELL? 209 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:30,363 YOU TASTE LIKE FROSTING! 210 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:36,036 I KNEW YOU WOULD! 211 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:41,875 LOVE THIS GUY, LOVE THIS GUY! 212 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,779 WOW. 213 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,781 THAT WAS WEIRD. (clears throat) 214 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:50,017 I THOUGHT JIM WAS DONE TAKING HIS PAIN PILLS. 215 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,019 OH, REALLY? UH-HUH. 216 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,755 WELL, MAYBE SOMEONE REFILLED HIS PRESCRIPTION. 217 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,757 (chuckles) 218 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:57,991 WHAT DID YOU DO? 219 00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:00,761 MM, NOTHING. 220 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,697 YOU DID SOMETHING. OKAY, I DID DO SOMETHING... 221 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:06,066 SOMETHING WONDERFUL. 222 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,769 ANDY, YOU DRUGGED HIM. (gasps) 223 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:12,372 CHERYL! "DRUGGED" IS SUCH A TERRIBLE WORD. 224 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,742 WELL... I MEDICATED HIM. 225 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,744 HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? 226 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,712 OH, HE WAS BEIN' A JERK! 227 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:21,849 SO, YOU KNOW, SOME PILLS ACCIDENTALLY 228 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:25,285 FOUND THEIR WAY INTO HIS SODA... (gasps) 229 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,455 YESTERDAY... AND AGAIN TODAY. 230 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,825 ANDY, THAT IS DANGEROUS AND IMMORAL. 231 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,761 YOU CAN'T GIVE PAINKILLERS TO SOMEONE 232 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,763 WHEN THEY'RE NOT IN PAIN! 233 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:39,366 CHERYL, HE TORE THE HEAD OFF A DEFENSELESS GET BETTER BEAR! 234 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,368 AND, BY THE WAY, 235 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,737 HE'S STEALING MONEY FROM YOUR PURSE. 236 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,405 UGH, SO DOES RUBY. 237 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:48,976 THAT'S NO REASON TO DRUG HIM! 238 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:52,379 FINE, FINE. YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 239 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,381 OH, HMM. AHH. 240 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:57,250 I MEAN, WHAT'S... WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL IF HE'S NOT IN A GOOD MOOD 241 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,252 FOR YOUR CAKE DECORATING PARTY, HUH? 242 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,421 NO, NO, NO. 243 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,423 YOUR GUESTS WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME 244 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,493 FROM THE MOMENT THEY ENTER UNTIL FIVE MINUTES LATER 245 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:09,429 WHEN JIM YELLS AT THEM TO LEAVE. 246 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:13,466 OH, I-I-I CAN'T GIVE HIM PAINKILLERS 247 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,804 WHEN HE'S NOT EVEN HURT. 248 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,441 WELL, THEN MAYBE WE SHOULD HURT HIM. 249 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,515 OKAY, WE'RE GONNA ASK JIM TO TAKE THIS CAKE BOX 250 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:31,518 OUT TO THE FRIDGE IN THE GARAGE. (grunts) 251 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,054 OKAY. 252 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,056 THE WEIGHT OF THE CINDER BLOCKS 253 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,059 WILL THROW HIM OFF BALANCE, AND HE'LL HURT HIS BACK. 254 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,560 OHH. 255 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:44,865 HE'LL BE IN SO MUCH PAIN, HE'LL HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER PILL. 256 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:48,902 THIS IS SO MUCH NICER THAN DRUGGING HIM FOR NO REASON. YEAH. 257 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,938 OHH, SO WHEN DO WE DO IT? 258 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,906 WHEN THE OTHER PILL WEARS OFF. OKAY. 259 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,542 HEY! WHERE'S THE REMOTE? 260 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:58,545 WHO HID MY REMOTE? 261 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:01,849 OH, OH. 262 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,918 I FOUND IT. I'M SITTIN' ON IT. 263 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,855 I THINK IT'S TIME. LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES. 264 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,857 WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHERE YOU GOIN'? 265 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,859 I CAN'T BE A PART OF THIS. 266 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,861 WHAT? NO, YOU... YOU THOUGHT OF IT! 267 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,563 IT... WE'RE CALLING IT CHERYL'S CINDER BLOCK CAKE PLAN! 268 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,201 ANDY, 269 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:24,104 THIS IS NOT A REMOTE, THIS IS A CELL PHONE. 270 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,107 I PRESSED CHANNEL 6 AND CALLED MY MOTHER! 271 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,576 HEY, BUDDY, 272 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,379 UM, REALLY GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 273 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,482 LISTEN, CHERYL WOULD LIKE YOU TO TAKE THIS CAKE BOX 274 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,484 OUT TO THE GARAGE REFRIGERATOR. 275 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:40,387 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT? 276 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,890 UH, BECAUSE SHE WANTS YOU TO TAKE IT. 277 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,958 WELL, NOW I'M TELLIN' YOU TO TAKE IT. 278 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:48,528 NO, SHE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU TO TAKE IT. 279 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,498 WELL, WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHO TAKES... WOULD YOU JUST TAKE IT?! 280 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,971 WOW, YOU'RE QUITE STRONG. 281 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,373 WOULD YOU GET THE DOOR FOR ME? 282 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,910 UH, OH, W-W-WHY DON'T YOU GET THE DOOR? 283 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,878 WHY DO I HAVE TO GET THE DOOR? 284 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,915 FINE, TAKE THE CAKE. FINE. OW! 285 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:14,888 WHAT WAS THE CINDER BLOCK DOIN' IN THAT BOX FOR THE CAKE? 286 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,057 I COULD'VE PULLED MY BACK AGAIN! 287 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,127 GET ME A PAIN PILL, GET ME A PAIN PILL! 288 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,963 WELL, FINE, FINE. 289 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,397 YOU GOT ONE. 290 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,433 AS LONG AS YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE. 291 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,468 OH, THE PAIN, THE PAIN! 292 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,371 RELIEF IS RIGHT HERE! 293 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,573 OH. WHAT'S WITH THE CINDER BLOCK? 294 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,575 UH, IT'S... IT'S A NEW KIND OF CAKE. 295 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,578 I DON'T EXPECT IT'LL CATCH ON. 296 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,681 NO, NO, NO! OKAY, CHERYL... CHERYL'S TRYING TO HURT YOU! 297 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,985 WHY? UH, SHE WANTS YOU TO HAVE TO TAKE PAIN PILLS 298 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,954 SO YOU'RE NOT A JERK AT THE PARTY. 299 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,521 HER WORDS, NOT MINE. 300 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,992 ANDY, DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS? 301 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,994 UH, YES, YES I DID. 302 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,396 I WAS IN ON IT FROM THE BEGINNING, 303 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,565 I EVEN HELPED NAME THE PLAN. 304 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,401 ANDY, THANK YOU FOR BEING HONEST. 305 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,304 OHH! 306 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,572 WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR? 307 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,708 BECAUSE I'M A JERK WITHOUT MY PAIN PILLS! 308 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:13,280 SHE WANTS ME HOPPED UP ON PILLS, DOES SHE? 309 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,249 WELL, THEN YOU KNOW WHAT? 310 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,251 I'M GONNA BE HOPPED UP ON PILLS. 311 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,253 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 312 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:23,390 I'M GONNA HAVE NICE MINTY FRESH BREATH. 313 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,232 (gasps) MEREDITH, 314 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,367 THAT IS SO GREAT! 315 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,236 NIAGARA FALLS, RIGHT? 316 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,474 IT WAS THE WHITE HOUSE, WASN'T IT, MERV? 317 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:44,211 I TRIPPED COMING UP THE STEPS. 318 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,249 (Jim) OOH! 319 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,385 HELLO. 320 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,590 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL 321 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,260 LIVING ROOM. 322 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,362 THAT'S A FUNNY WORD... 323 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,732 ROOM. 324 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:09,402 (rolls R's) ROOM! 325 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:13,140 (rolls R's) ROOM! 326 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:16,209 THERE'S MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE! 327 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,647 GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WIFE! 328 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,583 EASY, MERV. 329 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,518 (gasps) 330 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:29,322 TWINS! 331 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,191 HOT! 332 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:34,261 I-I-I'M SORRY. MY... MY HUSBAND HURT HIS BACK. 333 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,196 HE'S BEEN TAKING SOME PAIN PILLS. 334 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,631 OH, YEAH, ABOUT THAT CHERYL. 335 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,434 TH-THEY'RE NOT REALLY WORKIN', SO I TOOK A COUPLE MORE. 336 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,670 (gasps) WHAT? HOW MANY? 337 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,405 I DON'T KNOW. 338 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,340 TWO? 339 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,177 FOUR? 340 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,413 ♪ SIX, EIGHT, WHO DO WE APPRECIATE? ♪ 341 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:57,184 ♪ CHERYL, CHERYL 342 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,352 YEAH! 343 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,321 HONEY, HONEY, HONEY. 344 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,091 I THINK MAYBE YOU TOOK TOO MANY. 345 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,093 NO, I-I JUST TOOK LIKE THIS 346 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:09,396 AND PUT 'EM IN MY HAND LIKE THAT, AND THEN I WENT LIKE THIS. 347 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,398 (gasps) JIM, JIM. 348 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,600 THAT IS REALLY, REALLY BAD. 349 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,636 CHERYL! 350 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,172 LOOK AT THAT! 351 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,541 WOW! 352 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,676 I KNOW THIS ONE. 353 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:27,147 THIS IS THAT BUILDING IN WASHINGTON 354 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,382 HONORING THAT GUY 355 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,418 WITH THE BUILDING IN WASHINGTON! 356 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:37,090 THAT'S BIG. 357 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,859 I WOULDN'T DO THAT, CH... 358 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,595 HEY, CHERYL, LOOK. 359 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:46,199 I'M... I'M JIM-ZILLA. 360 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,269 (growling) 361 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,351 OH! OH! 362 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:07,120 JIMMY! CAN YOU HEAR ME? 363 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,489 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD! 364 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,325 IS THAT YOU, MOMMY? 365 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,394 OH, ANDY! ANDY, COME HERE. 366 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,130 JIM... JIM TOOK TOO MANY PAIN PILLS AND HE PASSED OUT! 367 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,366 HE'S FINE. HE DIDN'T TAKE ANY PAIN PILLS. 368 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,833 HE'S FAKIN' IT. 369 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,770 WHAT? WHAT? IS... IS THAT TRUE? 370 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,539 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT'S TRUE! 371 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,376 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 372 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,279 TO TEACH YOU A LESSON! A LESSON ABOUT WHAT? 373 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,814 THAT EVEN WITHOUT PAIN PILLS, 374 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,484 I'M A PLEASANT GUY! 375 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,820 OKAY, WE'RE DONE HERE. 376 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,855 EVERYBODY OUT! 377 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,860 WELL, CHERYL, AS USUAL, 378 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,563 I'VE DONE SOME OF MY BEST THINKING IN THE SHOWER, 379 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,300 AND I HAVE DECIDED 380 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,768 NOT TO PRESS CHARGES 381 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,371 AS LONG AS YOUR APOLOGY IS SINCERE 382 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,407 AND AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES LONG. 383 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,276 I'M SUPPOSED TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU? 384 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,845 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. LET ME START THE WATCH. 385 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,847 GO! 386 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,849 YOU RUINED MY PARTY, 387 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,851 AND YOU EMBARRASSED ME. 388 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,787 YOU TRIED TO DRUG ME! 389 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,356 MEDICATE YOU. 390 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:20,227 I JUST DIDN'T WANT ANOTHER PARTY TO END IN A SCENE. 391 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,695 WELL, THEN DON'T INVITE ME! 392 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,464 JIM, IS IT REALLY THAT AWFUL? 393 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,966 YES, CHERYL, IT IS THAT AWFUL. IT IS. 394 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,203 I LOVE YOU, I LOVE THE CHILDREN, AND I TOLERATE ANDY. 395 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:33,506 THAT IS IT! I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT. 396 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,508 WHY DO YOU KEEP HAVIN' THESE PARTIES? 397 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,445 WELL, I GUESS I JUST KEEP HOPING YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THE NEXT ONE. 398 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,447 CHERYL, CHERYL, AT THE WEDDING, 399 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,416 WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING I SAID AFTER "I DO"? 400 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,385 YOU TURNED TO MY FATHER 401 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,721 AND YOU SAID, "TAKE THAT. SHE'S MINE NOW." 402 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,357 AFTER THAT, AFTER THAT. 403 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,660 YOU SAID, "CAN WE SKIP THE RECEPTION?" 404 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,662 SEE? 405 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,365 I MAY BE A JERK, HONEY, BUT I'M CONSISTENT. 406 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,900 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 407 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,403 FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES, WE'LL NEVER GO TO ANOTHER PARTY. 408 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:06,373 THANK YOU. 409 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,442 I THINK THAT'S THE FIRST FIGHT I'VE EVER WON. 410 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:12,445 WAIT, LET ME CHECK MY FILES. 411 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,647 YEP, FIRST ONE! 412 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,384 YES, JIM, YOU WON. 413 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,253 I DID. SO NO MORE KIDS' BIRTHDAY PARTIES? 414 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,355 OH, WE CAN HAVE KIDS' BIRTHDAYS. 415 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,023 NO THANKSGIVING OR CHRISTMAS? 416 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,327 HONEY, THOSE ARE HOLIDAYS. WE HAVE TURKEY. 417 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,329 THAT'S DIFFERENT. 418 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,832 SUPER BOWL? I INVITE A COUPLE FRIENDS OVER! 419 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,968 HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU GET A NEW GRILL? OH, I LOVE BARBECUES. 420 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,805 BUT BARBECUES AREN'T PARTIES. 421 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,640 YES, THEY ARE! 422 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,642 WE JUST DON'T CALL THEM THAT. 423 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,312 REALLY? YES! 424 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,614 WELL, THEN MAYBE IT'S POSSIBLE 425 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:50,917 I JUST DON'T LIKE MEREDITH AND MERV. 426 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,052 FINE, THEY ARE DEAD TO ME. 427 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,288 KYLE CAN GET A NEW GODMOTHER. 428 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,856 BUT I STILL WIN, RIGHT? 429 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,691 OH, YOU TOTALLY WIN! 430 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:02,061 YOU TOLD ME WHAT'S WHAT, AND I BACKED DOWN. 431 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,996 DAMN RIGHT. 432 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,933 NOW... 433 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,069 YOU FILE THE PROPER PAPERWORK, 434 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,072 AND I'LL CONSIDER THIS FIGHT OVER. 435 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,907 YOU KNOW, 436 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,510 I THINK I HAVE THE PROPER PAPERWORK RIGHT HERE. 437 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,646 MM. 438 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:22,014 I THINK I'D LIKE THAT IN TRIPLICATE, PLEASE.